Wednesday 3 May 2017

Newmarket's Town Drunk Named Citizen of the Year

Has it really been 40 years?

A frantic call came into the municipal offices urgently demanding to speak to Mayor Ray Twinney.

The caller had a complaint to make. One of the local town council members showed up at his house and this councillor was completely boozed up. Drunk like a skunk. Three sheets to the wind.

It was demanded that the mayor drive over to pick up this plastered politician and make sure he ended up at his home to sleep it off.

What an embarrassment.

Well yesterday it was announced that the infamous drunkard was named Newmarket's Citizen of the Year.

I wonder if they'll tell this story at his induction ceremony?

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