Monday 14 December 2015

A Newmarket twist to the classic 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Council gave to me -

Broadband internet for Tony.

On the second day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the third day at Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony

On the fourth day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Four percent tax increase.
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Council gave to me -

Five months Old Town Hall delays

Four percent tax increase.
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Council gave to me -
Six councillors sleeping

Five months Old Town Hall delays

Four percent tax increase.
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Seven charity photo-ops
Six councillors sleeping

Five months Old Town Hall delays

Four percent tax increase.
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Eight Deputy Mayor titles
Seven charity photo ops
Six councillors sleeping

Five months Old Town Hall delays

Four percent tax increase.
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Nine Main St parking spots (but three were built on private property - whoops)
Eight Deputy Mayor titles
Seven charity photo-ops
Six councillors sleeping

Five months Old Town Hall delays

Four percent tax increase.
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Top ten places to live in Canada (or did we come in thirty-first place?)
Nine Main St parking spots
Eight Deputy Mayor titles
Seven charity photo ops
Six councilors sleeping

Five months Old Town Hall delays

Four percent tax increase.
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
An 11% increase on my water bill
Top ten places to live in Canada
Nine Main St parking spots
Eight Deputy Mayor titles
Seven charity photo ops
Six councillors sleeping

Five months Old Town Hall delays

 Four percent tax increase
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Council gave to me - 
Twelve months of Nwkt Town Hall blog topics
An 11% increase on my water bill
Top ten places to live in Canada
Nine Main St parking spots
Eight Deputy Mayor titles
Seven charity photo ops
Six councillors sleeping

Five months Old Town Hall delays

 Four percent tax increase
Three brief words from Kelly,
Too many missed meetings, and
Broadband internet for Tony.


Merry Christmas Newmarket!

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