What is in Santa's Sack for Town Council?

Here is what Santa is delivering to 395 Mulock Drive

• To Mayor Van Bynen, Santa is bringing a lump of coal.  Watching him on Rogers Cable 10 for five minutes is long enough to determine that "His Worship" belongs on the Naughty (and rude) list.
• To Regional Councillor Taylor, Santa is bringing new pair of shoes.  Not "brand-new" shoes but the shoes that York residents are wearing as they walk to work, school, or doctors appointments during the YRT strike.  Its about time he learned to walk a mile in our shoes as opposed to continually back "big business" interests with anit-union tactics.  
• To Ward 1 Councillor Tom Vegh - Santa is bringing an autographed 8X10 photo of Councillor Di Muccio.  Councillor Vegh's obsession with the Ward 6 councillor is remarkable as demonstrated by the amount of ink he devotes to her on his twitter feed.  
• To Ward 2 Councillor Dave Kerwin - Santa is bringing term limits.  40 years is long enough.  
• To Ward 3 Councillor Jane Twinney - Santa is bringing a new back bone.  She campaigned on making changes at Town Hall but her record since getting there has been to ingratiate herself with the Old Boys Club.  So disappointing.
• To Ward 4 Councillor Tom Hempen - Santa is bringing a "Job Applications for Dummies" book.  Councillor Hempen is the least involved of this group of low-achievers.  
• To Ward 4 Residents - Santa is bringing a 2014 calendar with October's election day highlighted.  Let's bring hard-working Larry Blight back to Town Hall.
• To Ward 5 Councillor Joe Sponga - Santa is bringing an ounce of courage.  Councillor Sponga says the right things but then consistently votes the wrong way.  He seems terrified about what the other guys would say if he voted against them.  
• To Ward 6 Councillor Maddie Di Muccio - Santa is bringing a bigger spot light for her in 2012.  Truly she is the star of this term's Council.
• To Ward 7 Councillor Chris Emanuel - Santa (and the Canadian Criminal Justice System) have placed him on the Naughty list.  Santa never, ever drinks and drives.